Funny Bunny

A fish called Swishy
a hamster hailed Hamlet
a kitty with Mittens
and a dog who's a Scruff
Pets, can you ever love them enough?

Joey's a budgie
always in flap
Lucky is an extraordinary
black and white cat
Sylvester's a horse
who's completed the course
Sidney's a snake
shedding his skin
Snowy's a parrot
creating a din

But Nibbles, Oh Nibbles
he's the cream of the crop
so flouncy and bouncy
a funny bunny on the hop.

Biscuit: McVitie's Digestives Nibbles
Taste test:  7 out of 10
Cost: £1.50 in Waitrose