Friday, 14 March 2014

Do models eat biscuits?

Twiggy's to blame
all the models look the same
emaciated and thin
their biscuits go straight in the bin
(so they can fit in
those size zero dresses
with the lacy trim)

Kate Moss is a waif
whose lips won't touch a wafer
Cara Delevingne
eschews every custard cream
Posh Spice resists
designs on the cinnamon twist

Karl LagerFELT no remorse and never will.

Biscuit: Fox's Caramel and Hazlenut Caffe Thins
Taste test: 7.5 out of 10
Cost: £1 per box from Tesco in New Milton


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