McVitie's Quirky Medal Winner

Today we tried a McVitie's Quirk,

Then sat down to begin our work

On this, our biscuit poem.

'Very nice,' says Brian in his quiet wisdom.

Brittle surface, crunchy and short,

With a soft, dark, melting heart.

With biscuit in one hand, coffee in the other,

Simon says, 'a perfect gift for your lover.'

Not for you, if you're struggling with a diet,

Otherwise, we suggest you try it.

One of the very nicest biscuits sold,

In the Olympics it would sure win gold.

Biscuit: McVities Quirks

Taste test: 8 out of 10
Cost: £1.00 from Asda, Totton