The light, the dark and the plain

You may find milk chocolate digestives

so crunchy and crumbly and such a treat,

but to me their taste simply gives

a sense of excess. They are just too sweet.

But by contrast, I shall always desire

the more subtle plain chocolate digestive,

its dark and bitter and velvet attire,

its demeanour so suave and suggestive.

Biscuit: McVities Milk Chocolate Digestive

Taste test: 7.5 out of 10

Cost: £1.05 from Asda in Totton