Tuesday 27 March 2012

Who Likes Pink Wafers?

We're at Marwell Zoo
eating wafers that are pink,
wondering which animals like them.
Now, what do you think?

We fed one to a Somali Wild Ass
who said he'd rather pass,
whilst the Scimitar-Horned Oryx
said she'd prefer some grass.

The Capybara liked the texture
but the filling wasn't right.
The Fruit Bat couldn't see it
and the dark gave us a fright.

Wild Wart Hog loathed the taste,
too fruity with a zing.
The Panther didn't like the colour,
pink didn't appeal to him.

Mr Bat Eared Fox declined;
he wasn't very chuffed,
and Miss Arabian sand cat
had definitely had enough.

Finally we found a fan
with a delicate rosy hue,
The greedy, proud Flamingo
became the pinkest in the zoo!


Biscuit: Crawford's Pink Wafers
Taste test: 3 out of 10
Cost: 79p from Ocado


3 comments:

  1. Your poems are getting longer, and more fab each time! Sounds like a great day out x

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